What the duck?

I would like to go on the record as saying that today has been one of the most awful days I have had in a long time. Talking about it won't make me feel better about it, and I'm still very very touchy in general.

On the plus side, it is rainy and cloudy (albeit cold), which I thoroughly enjoy, and I'm driving the rx-7 again, which is great. Mostly thanks to my CD player. You see, the Firebird that I had been driving has a malfunctioning CD player that makes a sound like an electrical short whenever you turn it on and off. So, no music. I would listen to my iPod, but I'm one of those guys who is against wearing headphones while driving. So, the moral of the story; buy a car-stereo.

If you're from New York, and you're impatient (you're normal), then get the MOTHERLOVE out of my state, go back where you came from, be impatient there, and if I treat you with patience and kindness, and you retort with assinine intolerance, then you only prove your worth as carpet mildew to me and if I ever see you out of my uniform I will not hesitate to explain in great detail and with great patience how much of a worthless rude pile of manure you are to me.
Jerk.

Also, I got broccoli and cheese soup today. I love soup. Especially on cold days. Especially when it has broccoli and cheese in it. Although, I must say, today's soup was quite hot. I mean, there's hot, and then there's "omgwtfpwn". Today was the latter. I sat it down on the counter for 20 minutes while I desperately tried to put the wonderfulness that is soup out of my mind. When I finally got to it, it was still hot. Not quite hot enough to encourage random abbreviations, but still probably a "good lord" hot. So I bit the bullet and went after it. It was so worth it. The soup is quite honestly the best thing that has happened to me all day (so far), followed closely by multiple repetitions of the song "Novocaine" on the "In Search of Sunrise 5" cd.

I hope somebody else is thoroughly enjoying the day that I'm supposed to be having today. I honestly hope that I run across many people today who are having excellent days, so maybe I can mooch a bit off of them. So, what can I do to make sure that today doesn't go to waste? I'm not sure. I'll have to work on that. I was super nice to the next two people who came in after the human scumlizards. That made me feel better. I realized at that moment that being nice and kind to people really is the best thing in the world (followed by broc & cheese soup).

I am going to go now, and hopefully I'll manage to sell a phone. If only to avoid an email suggesting that I read the sales manual again.

Sometimes I wish so much was different. Why isn't it?